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Welease Woderwick

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A short while ago we had one of the eternal questions in Kerygmania:

What do you mean by rabcpresbyterian?

I'm not sure it is answerable.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Sioni Sais
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Recipe thread - another Otter

I must have missed the first Otter recipe: stew or pan-fried?

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Eutychus
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Yup [Biased]

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Welease Woderwick

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Why do some people Cardinal Pole Vault

I think it's the red hats that cause it.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Saint Hedrin the Lesser-Known
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The end of Y-hw-h . . . Nunc Dimittis

I suppose it IS time for dismissal.

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Welease Woderwick

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What brings tears to piglet?

Apple sauce?

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Zappa
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What brings tears to ... Gort

Oxyacetylene?

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Sewing machines Left at the Altar

Well I suppose if you're all out of bullocks an' turtledoves an' stuff...

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Welease Woderwick

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Why do some people Sha_Sha?

Well, I think it is just since they started putting fluoride in the water.

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RuthW

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People who mess with RuthW

What are they thinking?!? [Big Grin]

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People who mess with... Foaming Draught

are liable to end up with a sticky mess.

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Rossweisse

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The new, improved,... RooK

He's sweet, he's cuddly, he's tolerant, he's.... lovable! [Big Grin]

Ross

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Ewwwww.

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Er, this is what I've been up to (book).
Oh, that you would rend the heavens and come down!

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Rossweisse

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People, look East (especially... Lamb Chopped

Yeah, enough with the looking West already.

Ross

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PrettyFly

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Another excuse to look PrettyFly

I don't need an excuse [Cool]

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Wesley J

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Another one bites the... Brazilian Episcoterian

What's he done now? Does he really look that yummy? [Paranoid]

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Wesley J

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Here! Take that, you... Gort

BONG!! CLUNK!!

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Welease Woderwick

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From one of my rare visits to Purgatory

Sex for people with Wiff Waff

Please take a ticket from the dispenser, take a seat and wait until your number is called.

[Okay, I know it's me but it was too good an opportunity to miss!]

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Eutychus
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The future of the ecumenical Max.

[Two face]

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Welease Woderwick

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How to....... post...Gort

I think it would be best to put him through a metal crusher first then send normally.

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Zappa
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How do you organise ... Zappa oh ye gods ... there's not a few people who have asked that IRL [Tear]

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PrettyFly

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Where might I get a chap

Ah, the eternal question [Biased]

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Bullfrog.

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People Who Mess with Moo

Cow tippers?

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Alfred E. Neuman

What? Me worry?
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quote:
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Here! Take that, you... Gort

BONG!! CLUNK!!

quote:
Originally posted by Wiff Waff:
How to....... post...Gort

I think it would be best to put him through a metal crusher first then send normally.

Hey! I may have a hard shell finish but my inside is all chewy nougat.

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Eutychus
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The recipe thread: another Dormouse

Yes, well I would imagine that just one does not add much.

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PrettyFly

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London meets walking landlubber

[Ultra confused] sounds like one of those really bad 50's horror movies!

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Welease Woderwick

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The new, improved Wiff Waff

But how can you improve upon perfection?

[Cool]

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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mousethief

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Transitioning to academic Anselm

Is there any other kind?

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mousethief

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There once was a girl full of chips

You could tell by the size of her hips...

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Mamacita

Lakefront liberal
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[Killing me] You really ought to post that on the limerick thread, MT.

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Bullfrog.

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Do protestants accept Antisocial Alto

A: I don't know what to make of that new girl over there...she's so quiet!

B: Oh, come, dear. At least she's not Catholic.

A: Are you sure?

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wesleyswig
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Gender of the Holy (Custard)

Theologians had long puzzled over this question...

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MiceElf

Not your average mouse
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Gender of the Holy Custard

But maybe the debate should be what colour custard for Epiphany.

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What do we want.... Cure for Obesity
When do we want it.... After Dessert.

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Sioni Sais
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quote:
Originally posted by MiceElf:
Gender of the Holy Custard

But maybe the debate should be what colour custard for Epiphany.

I'm sure the first is a Dead Horse and the second belongs in Ecclesiantics.

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Esmeralda

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Just be an evangelical John Donne

Without all the mistresses, presumably?

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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.

http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/

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Spike

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Do Protestants accept Mama Thomas

Almost certainly not!

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Sioni Sais
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Sex for people with amber

I've got to ask: amber what?

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Interplanetary
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Who is a Christian? Marvin the Martian

Ha! Proof! Suck on that, exclusivists! [Biased] [Razz]

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Abortion, infertility... (Multipara)

Hmmm, ironic I think.

(definition of multipara)

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An Alien's View of Earth - my blog (or vanity exercise...)

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quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
Sex for people with amber


Personally my thoughts would be "Blimey, that was never explained as one of the terms and conditions of membership in the SoF joining instructions!!..." [Big Grin] [Killing me]
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Love, Love, Love... Ten Thousand Difficulties

Oh come now, too great opression for a tender thing.

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Pants

Emergency underwear
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Here's one I raised...(Bishops Finger)

Surely bishops shouldn't raise a finger at anyone!

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Wesley J

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The Greek Orthodox... Spiffy

Aha! Yet another convert to The Plot™!

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Rossweisse

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Now, look here, you...mousethief

Hand me back those rodents, pronto!

(I think I may be channeling the resident orange cat on this one...)

Ross

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Is it time again for mousethief

Was it ever not?

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Hymns, beer, and Incarnational ... leo

So that would be a sort of happy-drunk hymn-singing Aslan figure, then?

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Rossweisse

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( [Overused] Zappa!)

Do protestants accept...mousethief

I would imagine that it all depends upon context.

Ross

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As a Christian Should Organ Builder

We're all supposed to build each other up in Christ. Even her.

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What ever happened to....Pearl B4 Swine

Beats me! This morning I was about 49, and lookin' good.

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"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)

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Welease Woderwick

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Where two or three LostinChelsea

Just walk south until you hit the river.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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