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quote:
Originally posted by basso:
Readers of the prayer thread will recall the suicide of a young member of my parish -- one of four last year at the same railroad crossing by people from the same high school.

There was another death there a couple of days ago, and now the Branch Fred Phelpsians have announced that they're coming to the school.


The mind boggles. These assholes are totally soul-less... and pretty damned creepy.
I'm a "neighbor" of Basso's just down the road in Sunnyvale. Our communities have been grieving and also working to find ways to avoid this kind of tragedy in the future. It infuriates me beyond measure that these ___________ (fill in your own favorite expletive) come to where people are suffering and do their damnedest to multiply the pain.
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Someone on my livejournal friends list is going to be attending this 1picketting, and taking pictures. If he posts them on-line, I'll post a link to them here.

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If I wanted to create an organization that would really drive Phelps-ish folk nuts -- just sort of float a fake website that would catch t heir attention & drive them nuts -- what would it have to encompass? What would it need to embrace or promote?


Gay Scouts United

MELVINA -- Manly Emancipated Ladies Victorious In National Affairs

MENSES -- Miscegenated and Erotic Negroid Studly Escort Service

The All-Tranny Tuba-Flute Abortion Orchestra


What sorts of things do they get excited about?

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quote:
Originally posted by Janine:
If I wanted to create an organization that would really drive Phelps-ish folk nuts -- just sort of float a fake website that would catch t heir attention & drive them nuts -- what would it have to encompass? What would it need to embrace or promote?


Gay Scouts United

MELVINA -- Manly Emancipated Ladies Victorious In National Affairs

MENSES -- Miscegenated and Erotic Negroid Studly Escort Service

The All-Tranny Tuba-Flute Abortion Orchestra


What sorts of things do they get excited about?

Is it possible to drive them nuts? I mean, can you give rabies to a rabid dog? Could anything send such people any further over the top.

I reckon the Ship would do pretty well, but I'm sure it is on the Phelpsian Index Diabolicus.

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Janine

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I really am not sure exactly what flips their Twinkie(tm).

I know just about anything even vaguely same-sex-related must bug them, since that much leaks out into secular news; I never hear about about anything but Caucasoid-looking people in amongst them, and they're supposed to be largely interrelated/all one family (?)... So surely there could be cultural/ethnic/racial buttons to push.

I was hoping someone who has already lost his/her Phelps-virginity would offer me some suggestions. That way, I could avoid actually sullying my eyeballs with their website. Y'know, someone who's already stepped forward into the breech...

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The sad thing is that any attention that is not a complete and utter bow to their ideology (or insanity....I think ideologies have some sort of quasi-logic); anyway, anything short of actually joining them and parroting back their filthy bile is seen as an attack and a reason for counter-attack.

That's why the folks in my city (the school being picketted, the media, etc) decided to simply ignore them.

That doesn't mean that they didn't have a chance to enjoy a bit of self-pleasuring in the act of being themselves without an audience, but at least we didn't have a part in escalating it.

sabine

[ 28. January 2010, 13:59: Message edited by: sabine ]

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If Phelps is coming to a school near you, consider running a Phelps-a-thon, taking what they meant for evil and using it to do good. (I just learned about the Phelps-a-thon thing from a friend who knows a teacher at one of the targeted schools.)

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quote:
Originally posted by Josephine:

If Phelps is coming to a school near you, consider running a Phelps-a-thon, taking what they meant for evil and using it to do good. (I just learned about the Phelps-a-thon thing from a friend who knows a teacher at one of the targeted schools.)

I'm glad you found out about this Josephine and thanks for posting. It's been mentioned here before, but this thread is so long that it needs to be on each page, IMO.

And the more the word gets passed IRL, the better. Some of that hate needs to be changed into contributions for charities devoted to the very things the Phelps clan has their knickers in a twist about.

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quote:
Originally posted by Janine:
... So surely there could be cultural/ethnic/racial buttons to push.

ISTM that they dislike Swedes (the people, not the veggies). I can't remember why.

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quote:
Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
Tangentially, I note that according to his Wiki, Phelps was once a civil rights lawyer, even winning awards from black groups, and is a registered Democrat.

Which makes his current position even more bizarre. Hands up who'd have assumed he was a racist as well, and too far to the right for Democrats or Republicans?

This from earlier in the thread (page 2). How weird a factoid is that? Much bafflement (assuming it's true, of course. Anyone know of any verification of this?).

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I wonder if Phelps would regard Jack Chick as a heretic and vice versa. Maybe they could be installed in a room together to tear strips off each other, rather than the world at large.

And Pat Robertson. They could all keep themselves amused in a big hatefest.

As to Basso's story, I know I really shouldn't be amazed by the depths the Phelps lot will dig to, but I am. Cunts.

(Btw, when did all the words "church" in the OP get ****ed?)

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quote:
Originally posted by luvanddaisies:
(Btw, when did all the words "church" in the OP get ****ed?)

I think that happened during H&A Days a couple of years ago.

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The Phelps clan went to San Francisco recently, and were met with signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.

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quote:
Originally posted by Janine:
I was hoping someone who has already lost his/her Phelps-virginity would offer me some suggestions. That way, I could avoid actually sullying my eyeballs with their website. Y'know, someone who's already stepped forward into the breech...

What can I tell you about them, my child?

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Dang I love those random signs.

Would it be possible to put up a sign that says "Welcome to the freakshow, tickets one dollar"?

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Spiffy, loved the signs, but why would the Phelps church read family have a problem with Fiddler on the Roof? I must be missing something.
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Their new thing is promoting the absolutely absurd and completely unbiblical idea that God hates Jews.

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quote:
Originally posted by Spiffy:
Their new thing is promoting the absolutely absurd and completely unbiblical idea that God hates Jews.

That one's been done.

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God's been hating Jews for at least 1500 years (if you ask the right (i.e. wrong) people). That's not new. It's unbiblical, yes, but not new.

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quote:
Originally posted by Rossweisse.:
quote:
Originally posted by Spiffy:
Their new thing is promoting the absolutely absurd and completely unbiblical idea that God hates Jews.

That one's been done.
Puhlease. Like the Phelps have ever had an original idea in their entire lives.

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quote:
Originally posted by Rossweisse.:
quote:
Originally posted by Janine:
I was hoping someone who has already lost his/her Phelps-virginity would offer me some suggestions...

What can I tell you about them, my child?
If I ever get them anywhere near me again -- I think DagonSlave mentioned them being near here once --

How might I very pointedly bother them? I mean, easily, conveniently, and completely, without having to make a weeks-long effort out of it. They aren't worth a lot of effort to me...

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Great pics! Thanks for the link, Spiffy! [Smile]

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Spiffy replied
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Their new thing is promoting the absolutely absurd and completely unbiblical idea that God hates Jews.
[Eek!]

I can only imagine how painful these people’s lives must be to be filled daily with so much hate. How fearful they must feel if this is their understanding of who God is and how he views us.
It really makes we wonder how Daddy Phelps started down this road of hate, but alas he was not covered in psychology 101. I should have taken that second class in deviant behaviors.

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quote:
Originally posted by Janine:
quote:
Originally posted by Rossweisse.:
quote:
Originally posted by Janine:
I was hoping someone who has already lost his/her Phelps-virginity would offer me some suggestions...

What can I tell you about them, my child?
If I ever get them anywhere near me again -- I think DagonSlave mentioned them being near here once --

How might I very pointedly bother them? I mean, easily, conveniently, and completely, without having to make a weeks-long effort out of it. They aren't worth a lot of effort to me...

It would bother them if you completely and utterly ignored them.

No, seriously. Any attention you give them, positive or negative, at their protests, stokes their little egos.

I think the best response ever, though, and I've spent the last 13 years vaugely following them in the news after my own personal encounter with the crew, is the one I linked above with the mass grouping of other signs, because they and their hate got lost in the crowd.

I had to do the math to get that 13 years number, and it's coincidentally been 13 years since I came out. [Big Grin]

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Anyone feeling creative? I just started a slogan game in the Circus based on the San Francisco model.

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quote:
Originally posted by Spiffy:
quote:
Originally posted by Rossweisse.:
quote:
Originally posted by Spiffy:
Their new thing is promoting the absolutely absurd and completely unbiblical idea that God hates Jews.

That one's been done.
Puhlease. Like the Phelps have ever had an original idea in their entire lives.
Preach it sister. God's been hating Fiddler on the Roof for some 45 years now.

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quote:
Originally posted by Anna B:
God's been hating Fiddler on the Roof for some 45 years now.

He's just never seen a really good production of it.

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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Anna B:
God's been hating Fiddler on the Roof for some 45 years now.

He's just never seen a really good production of it.
Kasha brain. Ain't no such and you know it.

Though I will admit that Perchik the revolutionary is quite hot. Especially in the movie. Was he Starsky or Hutch?

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Starsky! And very adorable too. but they had him wear brown contacts to change his naturally blue eyes.

BTW, Starsky and Hutch, there's something I bet would freak out Fred. Just too much homoeroticism there for him.

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quote:
Originally posted by Anna B:
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
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Originally posted by Anna B:
God's been hating Fiddler on the Roof for some 45 years now.

He's just never seen a really good production of it.
Kasha brain. Ain't no such and you know it.
Bite your own shchi y kasha. I enjoyed it and that's good enough for me.

[ 02. February 2010, 02:14: Message edited by: mousethief ]

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I have a soft spot for any community theater production I've been in. Fiddler is fine.

Let 'em hate Yentl. They prolly do 'cause of the cross-dressing anyway.

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I loved the film! [Smile]

I'm envisioning a lovely, large-scale response:

An entire community of people (and anyone who cares to come in from elsewhere) approaching the Westboro contingent with big smiles and open arms. Performers from "Fiddler", in full costume. Drag queens. Maybe some of those protestors who use giant puppets. Etc.

They surround the Phelpses, and do a circle dance, laughing and singing.


I also think it would be good if a group of angel protestors met the Phelpses--and turned mirrors towards them, so they can see how their hatred looks.

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quote:
Originally posted by Graven Image:
Spiffy, loved the signs, but why would the Phelps church read family have a problem with Fiddler on the Roof? I must be missing something.

They seem to have done their local research before zooming off to California for a winter break! A revival of Fiddler, with Harvey Fierstein as Tevye (there's two hates for one, he's a gay Jew) has opened locally and been splashed all over the local outlets.

I have to laugh at the lengths to which Clan Phelps will go to try to remain socially relevant, erm, in the news.

I'm sorry I missed it, it sounds like the counter-protesters did it up in old-school absurdist San Francisco style. The Rickroll especially made me laugh. I need to get my angel outfit all organized for the next time.

Charlotte

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I had to remind myself it wasn't April 1st today when I came across (on youtube) the videos for the WBC covers of 'Bad' by Michael Jackson (changed to 'God's Mad') and 'Poker Face' by Lady Gaga (or 'Lady Gay Gay' as they call her). The latter is sung by Megan Phelps-Roper, one of the younger generation of WBC, and has become a performance piece at their picketings.

I never thought I'd see Shirley Phelps-Roper trying to execute a Michael Jackson style dance routine.

Having read the examples of SP-R's vocabulary style in her correspondence with Rosseweisse in the 'A Certain Family...' thread I can see the influence in the changed poker face lyrics:

'Russian Roulette is what you're playing silly clod/
but every barrel's loaded when you're playing with your God'

[Roll Eyes] [Paranoid] [brick wall]

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Given the venue, this seems more harassment than free speech to me. Hopefully the Supreme Court will agree. It would be a shame if those hateful people received money for their antics.

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I have to admit, I think the court ruled correctly.

No, you haven't stumbled into Backwardsville. I am a staunch supporter of the First Amendment, which gives anyone the right to say whatever damnfool thing they want (and gives me the right to call them damnfools).

I've also made a donation to the Al Snyder Legal Defense Fund, which will be used to pay any court costs and extra money will be given as scholarships for returning soldiers.

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This was found on the internet. As with much else on the 'net, authenticity is unknown. But it's got a certain plausibility to it.

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Originally posted by Crœsos:
This was found on the internet. As with much else on the 'net, authenticity is unknown. But it's got a certain plausibility to it.

Well, it's legit alright. Pretty damned funny too.

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I need to wash my eyeballs out and cleanse my history and cookies after that link.

(it is pretty funny, that bit at the bottom though!)

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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Crœsos:
This was found on the internet. As with much else on the 'net, authenticity is unknown. But it's got a certain plausibility to it.

Well, it's legit alright. Pretty damned funny too.

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The Silent Acolyte

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Back to the Phelpses and Exploding Mines!. Their picket schedule (which I suppose isn't really work safe either) has them swinging into West Virginia to gloat over (among other things) the tragic mine tragedy there.
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04/09/2010
09:30 AM - 10:00 AM
Whitesville, WV

Performance Coal Company Coal River Road WBC to picket the Performance Coal Company, sight of a mine explosion, to show West Virginians their transgressions ... Now He has sent another explosion to repay them to their face for the way they have mistreated His people ... WBC returns to remind West Virginians that there is God and He is cursing them with exploding mines! 2 Kings 19:7 Behold, I will send a blast upon him, and he shall hear a rumor, and shall return to his own land; and I will cause him to fall by the sword in his own land.


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Marvin the Martian

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quote:
Originally posted by The Silent Acolyte:
Their picket schedule

Wow, I never realised they were so inclusive! They don't just hate fags, they hate Jews and Catholics and miners and Obama...

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quote:
Originally posted by The Silent Acolyte:
Their picket schedule

They came to Blacksburg yesterday and were heavily outnumbered by local counter-protesters.

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quote:
Originally posted by Crœsos:
This was found on the internet. As with much else on the 'net, authenticity is unknown. But it's got a certain plausibility to it.

I looked it up, so you don't have to. There are 2 KKK website that come up at the top in google and this is the 2nd one. It does INDEED have this on the webpage. I had to know and so I tried to keep my lunch down and took the plunge...

[edited for grammar.]

[ 10. April 2010, 20:15: Message edited by: duchess ]

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Lord Jestocost
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quote:
Originally posted by Marvin the Martian:
Wow, I never realised they were so inclusive! They don't just hate fags, they hate Jews and Catholics and miners and Obama...

And Bon Jovi.
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Crœsos
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Crossing over with another Hell thread, the Phelpses are now planning on picketing Constance McMillan's graduation. I wonder if the parents of Itawamba County will be chastened by this fairly ugly mirror of their own behavior or if the parallels will be lost on them?

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I noticed this bit in that linked article:
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“WBC will picket the graduation of Itawamba Agricultural High School to remind the parents, teachers and students of this nation that God said 'Thou shall not lie with mankind, as with womankind, it is abomination,'” the church said in announcing the protest.
But these are two women, so there's actually no mankind lying with mankind involved.

And these people have the gall to call themselves lawyers!

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Marvin the Martian

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The only surprise for me is that it took them so long to get a press release out about this. I was half expecting them to picket the prom itself.

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Moo

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It cost the town of Blacksburg $5579 to cover the cost of the Phelps's demonstrating here.

Here is the news story.

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Porridge
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So there's how to drive 'em nuts: send the bill to WBC.

When they don't pay, sue them.

It should be on the same principle that permits state parks to recover search-and-rescue expenses when some hiker in T-shirt & sandals tries to climb a snow-capped peak solo sans map, compass, water, or food.

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Golden Key
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Billing the WBC would be good.

Might also be interesting to track the source of their funding. Travel isn't cheap.

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