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Filius Luciferi
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Comet:'( a ball gag? but they don't have little mouths to gag...? what is the point?)'
Haven't you watched Pulp Fiction?
Maybe somebody goan get mediaeval on yo ass! ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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comet
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no.
life is too short to waste it on stupid looking movies.
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Teufelchen
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Filius Luciferi, learn to quote.
Comet, a ball gag is a charming piece of S&M paraphenalia, as I'm sure Google has told you by now.
But (to drag the thread kicking and screaming back on topic) I don't think Fred is a closet case, and I'm not sure that claming it would help at all. It might well have the unwanted effect of making people associate homosexuality in positive, instead of negative, correlation with horrifying beliefs and behaviour like his.
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Careful about saying Fred is closet gay - he might sue! according to several online sources his intent is to provoke people into doing something he can claim damages for. this is the only one I could find offhand
http://www.blackfive.net/main/2005/08/the_intent_of_f.html
It is speculation, but given the character of the man, seems to me it well might be the real reason and the source of his fundign.
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Alfred E. Neuman
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Phelps couldn't sue his way out of a wet paper docket.
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Beautiful Dreamer
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I wonder what makes people so hateful like that. I know some pretty hateful people and they are usually either incredibly ignorant, angry, or miserable in and of themselves and thus have a need to make sure no one else around them is happy. Either way, I feel disgust and pity for people like that.
What I really hate is that some non-Christians think he speaks for us.
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Filius Luciferi
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Originally posted by Teufelchen:
Filius Luciferi, learn to quote.
No!
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Alfred E. Neuman
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No sense taxing your learning skills, eh?
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Please note, Gort, that he did, in fact, quote properly.
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I upped mine. Up yours.
Suffering for Jesus since 1966.
WTFWED?
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Kelly Alves
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(slumps over keyboard in fit of hysterical laughter.)
![[Overused]](graemlins/notworthy.gif) Campbellite
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Alfred E. Neuman
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Originally posted by Campbellite:
Please note, Gort, that he did, in fact, quote properly.
Yes, obviously. And it was no doubt a difficult accomplishment.
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Fred and his gang are picketing the funeral of Jerry Falwell.
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comet
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from the above website:
quote:
It is plain to the servants of God, that America is taking a blood bath in Iraq because America is busily persecuting WBC for preaching the Word of God to this evil nation of perverts.
Fred, Fred, Fred!
it's not all about you, hun! God is not going to slaughter thousands because his old pal Phelps is feeling unloved and ignored!
He's just not that into you, babe.
and another fav: quote:
And, as Christ warned doomed Jerusalem, even so WBC -- warns doomed America: "O America, America, thou that killest the prophets, and stonest them which are sent unto thee (translate: thou that persecutest WBC), how often would I have gathered thy children together, even as a hen gathereth her chickens under her wings, and ye would not! Behold, your house is left unto you desolate." Matt. 23:37-38.
Now, I'm no biblical scholar, but where in Matthew does he say, "America, America," ?
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Kelly Alves
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quote:
Originally posted by comet:
He's just not that into you, babe.
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SeraphimSarov
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Originally posted by teddybear:
The Phelps are in the local news again. It seems they are being sued for copyright infringement. And here.
well, they are a family of lawyers!
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I'm sorry, but picketing funerals shows an incredible amount of tackiness in my book. Sure, maybe Fred didn't like Falwell much, I didn't agree with him on a lot of things either. But he could at least have some respect for the family and friends who mourn him. But apparently that is too much to ask.
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Gee. Ol' Fred's got me almost liking Jerry Fallwell.
Praise Jaysusss! It's a muhr-uh-kle! ![[Yipee]](graemlins/spin.gif)
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Kelly Alves
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Y'know, sometimes in my wierder moments, I wonder if Phelps is the Andy Kaufman of religion. Know what I mean? That he sets up situations in which his ideas seem so repulsive and over-the-top ugly that you can't help but rush away from them screaming. Maybe somewhere in there is a glimmer of humanity crying out, "Learn! Learn from me! And don't be like me! See the horror that I am, and choose wisely!"
And then I think, "Nahhhh."
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Kelly Alves
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(As Kelly continues on with a Christopher Walkenesque bout of philosophical fixation...)
Or, maybe the Moral Majority paid him of to make Jer look good by comparison.
Or, maybe the Rainbow Coalition paid him off to underline the few gay-friendly comments Jer made.
Or...
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Filius Luciferi
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quote:
Originally posted by Gort:
No sense taxing your learning skills, eh?
Why not? NuLab tax every other bloody thing they can think of.
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And I don't give a shit! :)
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Kelly Alves
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Nobody appreciates my conspiracy theories. Phooey.
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I'm with you, Kelly.
I've already decided that he's being secretly funded by Falwell/Roberts/et al to make them look moderate by comparison.
it's the only logical explanation, isn't it?
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Kelly Alves
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There's just too many coincedences.
And have you ever seen him and Pat Robertson in the same room?
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oooOOOOoooooo ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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Pigwidgeon
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quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
Gee. Ol' Fred's got me almost liking Jerry Fallwell.
Then this video should really do it.
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quote:
Originally posted by Pigwidgeon:
quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
Gee. Ol' Fred's got me almost liking Jerry Fallwell.
Then this video should really do it.
"irrefraggable"?
is that Phred? I've never seen him before. or heard him. what a loser.
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Then this video should really do it.
The maniacal stare reminds me of Ross Perot.
I wonder if you have to work at not blinking or if it comes natural.
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It does help when you're actually a robot, and so your eyes are only there to help you blend in to a crowd.
Loser. Who the hell does he think he is, judging who has ended up in heaven and who hasn't?
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Filius Luciferi
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Originally posted by 206:
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I wonder if you have to work at not blinking or if it comes natural.
Nah ... 4 office staples does the trick for me!
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And I don't give a shit! :)
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From the sound of this rather bitter and sad sounding rant, the only people who are going to make it into heaven are the Phelps clan!
That's my idea of hell! Imagine arriving there and finding the Phelps gang have got the monopoly on the place!
Not very 'hellish' words, but thank God that mercy and grace triumph over judgement.
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A Phelps daughter got arrested in a protest in Nebraska for "contributing to the delinquency of a minor". Some inconsistencies in the story, though.
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continuing on that theme, from the "truth is stranger than fiction" department:
Head: Westboro Baptist Church Found in Bed with ACLU!
sub: Hellhosts buy hats, scarves
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Iccccceeee skates! Get yer ice skates heeeere!
This might be the time to buy stock in pharmaceutical companies, given all the pain relievers and psych meds the ACLU will need to cope with the Phelps clan. And vice-versa, for that matter.
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--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Sioni Sais
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Originally posted by Golden Key:
Iccccceeee skates! Get yer ice skates heeeere!
This might be the time to buy stock in pharmaceutical companies, given all the pain relievers and psych meds the ACLU will need to cope with the Phelps clan. And vice-versa, for that matter.
Would that be the ice skate to go with the one in your bag, along with your lunch box and reading matter?
ps, I love the quote from Shirley Phelps-Roper in the Omaha paper about the "Nebraska law being out of date" ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
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Golden Key
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Sioni, I'm sure that's meant to be funny, but I'm missing it.
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--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Originally posted by Golden Key:
...psych meds the ACLU will need to cope with the Phelps clan.
They cut their teeth on the American N*z* Party and others - see Wikipedia
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Originally posted by Henry Troup:
the American N*z* Party [/URL]
bunch of self-deluded losers who were even more out of tune with the US people than the American Communists. Or for that matter the Phelpists.
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Squirrel
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And the Nebraska ACLU has a link to Lincoln's Gay Pride parade page. Maybe Fred will take time away from protesting at dead Marines' funerals to attend on behalf of those who are giving him free legal support.
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Originally posted by Saint Hedrin the Lesser-Known:
this just in?
Goodness!
Oh, my! The Phelpses aren't so good with the ol' Photoshop, are they? I imagine they'll be hearing from Notre Dame and General Mills soon.
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Where's the provisional IRA when you need 'em?
No, I can HARDLY wait for the Fred Phelps to show up at a St. Patrick's Day parade somewhere ranting about "Fag Paddy" and "Fag Ireland." That may very well be the last we will hear of the Phelps clan.
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Saint Hedrin the Lesser-Known
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Originally posted by JArthurCrank:
Where's the provisional IRA when you need 'em?
No, I can HARDLY wait for the Fred Phelps to show up at a St. Patrick's Day parade somewhere ranting about "Fag Paddy" and "Fag Ireland." That may very well be the last we will hear of the Phelps clan.
I prefer a Monty Python-esque demise for their lot: thing the Hand of God extending a finger to obliterate Westboro Baptist and everybody in it.
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In regards to the godhatesireland ediarrhoea Phelpsy Sr spewed out...
He seems awfully sure that an invitation to a debate is a plot to arrest him.
I'm pretty sure that if the Irish wanted to stop the Phelps klan (yes it was an intentional k) then they would just use some of their surplus IRA boys and/or girls instead of in international public invitation to a debate on GAY RIGHTS which he publicly despises.
Hmmmm....Phelpsy Sr seems paranoid. But it's not paranoia when they ARE out to get ya!!!
I wonder what the Irish would do...
It brings a smile to my face ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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I was not sure if the Godhatesireland.com site was a spoof or was real. It was just so ridiculous. What is Phelps' damage anyway? He comes across as a very sad person who wants to make sure everyone else is miserable too.
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John Donne
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Kelly:
maybe the Rainbow Coalition paid him off to underline the few gay-friendly comments Jer made.
Mm. Do any of this category (gay-friendly comments by Jerry) actually exist? I'm very curious, if you have any further info.
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Saint Hedrin the Lesser-Known
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Originally posted by Beautiful_Dreamer:
I was not sure if the Godhatesireland.com site was a spoof or was real. It was just so ridiculous. What is Phelps' damage anyway? He comes across as a very sad person who wants to make sure everyone else is miserable too.
He has way too many issues. I suppose a McSweeney's contributor can have a field day of it....
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How does Phelps harm people? Well, how would you like to have a relative get his or her head blown off in Iraq, then hear him outside the funeral making light of it all?
These guys have been organized largely to keep Fred and Company away from military funerals.
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Originally posted by Beautiful_Dreamer:
I was not sure if the Godhatesireland.com site was a spoof or was real. It was just so ridiculous.
How can they cram so much over-reaction into one man?
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