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Matt Black
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Originally posted by flighty:
Here is the latest.
Apparently anyone having anything to do at all with Brokeback Mountain is a fag enabler.
I wonder how WBC found out about Brokeback Mountain? Wouldn't reading about it/reading plot lines equate to reading gay propaganda? What about hearing about it? Isn't that the same as listening to gay propaganda?
the best part about these morons is that nobody took them seriously before, and now they have proven themselves just a punch-line to a joke.
who honestly forms an opinion of someone based on a character they portrayed as a critically acclaimed professional actor?
Even the regular lunacy of Phred and Klan has been surpassed by this!!
(dammit can't spel proppperley )
Bastards! Vile, shitty, moronic bastards! ![[Mad]](angryfire.gif)
BTW, wtf is a 'fag-enabler'? Someone who dishes out condoms at Gay Pride?
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rosamundi
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Originally posted by Matt Black:
BTW, wtf is a 'fag-enabler'? Someone who dishes out condoms at Gay Pride?
As best I can judge, a "fag enabler" is anyone who, by whatever means, in Revd. Phelps' opinion, supports homosexuals.
So every Catholic is a fag-enabler, because by supporting the Catholic Church, they are supporting a network of paedophile priests with every penny they put in the collection plate.
Every Swedish person is a fag-enabler merely by virtue of living in Sweden, because of their extensive gay rights laws. Even if they don't specifically agree with the law, by not emigrating, they automatically become a fag enabler. Etc.
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Matt Black
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So all Brits are fag-enablers because we have civil partnerships?
Hang on a minute - Phreaky Phred Phelps is a US citizen, right? And the US hasn't banned same-sex relationships, right? So, isn't Phreddy a fag-enabler also, and thus hell-bound spawn of the Devil?
Hey, my day just started to look better... ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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rufiki
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I think you're only a fag-enabler if you don't protest. So perhaps amend that to "all Brits except for Mr Christian Voice".
Sorry Matt.
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rosamundi
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Originally posted by Matt Black:
So all Brits are fag-enablers because we have civil partnerships?
Probably. Also we fund the BBC, which is a fag-enabling corporation, because of Louis Theroux.
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Hang on a minute - Phreaky Phred Phelps is a US citizen, right? And the US hasn't banned same-sex relationships, right? So, isn't Phreddy a fag-enabler also, and thus hell-bound spawn of the Devil?
Alas no, because his God hates fags, and so does he, and thus he is doing the Lord's work. I'm sure I read somewhere on his mad site that only members of WBC are saved.
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Matt Black
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The Warsash Bowling Club? Great - I'm joining!
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Anglican_Brat
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=SVGQONqhGcY
I have a dumb question. If America is as evil as the Phelps gang says, then why would they use the American court system to get off from not paying damages? If the whole system is as rotten as they say it is, then why do they immerse themselves in it?
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Beautiful Dreamer
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Parody of Phelps sites
You know, they do have a point. Why only focus on one Levitical law and ignore others? ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
This made me laugh out loud.
[ 26. January 2008, 04:20: Message edited by: Beautiful_Dreamer ]
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Golden Key
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They were going to picket the funeral of Mr. Rogers, beloved and compassionate kids' show host and advocate, some years back...but IIRC they didn't show up.
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rufiki
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Originally posted by bc_anglican:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SVGQONqhGcY
"Today, nine of [Fred's] thirteen children carry on his work." I wonder what the other four are doing.
The interview with his two grandsons (8 and 10) is particularly worrying, but the fact that they don't seem to understand the message may be cause for some hope.
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This video so definitely needs to get circulated more!!!
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The5thMary
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So, Fred Phelps is the head of a "picketing church", hunh? Well, I got pickets for him and his ass clown family members! I watched "Buffy The Vampire Slayer", I know how to deal with the undead!
If Freddie and Co. aren't the Undead, I don't know who is!
"You want some fries with that STAKE, eh, Freddie?!"
And that's my Christian response. Sorry, Jesus.
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I enjoyed this very much.
ah.... simple pleasures... ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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Kelly Alves
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I remember seeing that before. Only time I haven't despised a Phelps family member.
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Which one didn't you despise?
![[Confused]](confused.gif)
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Kelly Alves
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The fact that the guy holding the sign (I assume he's a family member-- isn't that the whole church?) was giggling like a grade schooler instead of getting murderously angry made me not hate him so much. Maybe there's hope for that guy.
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Lietuvos Sv. Kazimieras
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Yeah, it seemed rather like play acting, didn't it? Fred Phelps himself is a super-sicko, but I wonder if some of his hangers-on are just weak egos desperately in need of something to belong to. I would have expected the "admiree" to get really angry and bent out of shape, but he seemed to be disarmed, and even the vociferous women in the group came across in a decidely superficial way that didn't seem to ring true.
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Beautiful Dreamer
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Originally posted by Golden Key:
They were going to picket the funeral of Mr. Rogers, beloved and compassionate kids' show host and advocate, some years back...but IIRC they didn't show up.
Stupid question, but...why? What did he ever do to deserve that sort of attention?
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Lietuvos Sv. Kazimieras
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He wasn't a good enough example of chest-thumpin' masculine protest and reaction formative homophobia, perhaps?
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Golden Key
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Re Mr. Rogers:
IIRC, it seemed to be because he was compassionate, accepting, and didn't speak out against LGBT folks.
Of course, you don't have to do anything for Fred & Co. to picket you. They've picketed funerals of soldiers, evidently on the grounds that God is against LGBT folks, the US enables LGBT folks, and the soldiers work for the US gov't.
It's the same kind of "thinking" that had *other* ministers blaming LGBTs, feminists, etc. for 9/11. We're a good, Christian nation, established and protected by God; 9/11 could only happen if God removed that protection; God would only do that if we were really really bad; most people aren't THAT bad; therefore it has to be certain groups of people.
It's at about this point that I start humming John Lennon's "Imagine".
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Jonathan Strange
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Originally posted by Golden Key:
Of course, you don't have to do anything for Fred & Co. to picket you.
It’s almost a stamp of your good character if they hate you…
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The Silent Acolyte
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I know this isn't specifically a Phelps-watch item, but the Phelps Crowd doesn't grow as an isolated perennial; there is an entire Garden of Haters providing a comfortable sun-kissed hillside for their crazy shit.
Herewith is another flower set adjacent to the Phelps perennial.
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Frustrated Farmer
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I just had a report that Fred and Co. picketed a memorial service held for four high school students who were killed in an automobile accident. The residents of this community were in a state of shock over this terrible loss, and then found out that the gang was coming to the area. ![[Projectile]](graemlins/puke2.gif)
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infinite_monkey
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Originally posted by The Silent Acolyte:
I know this isn't specifically a Phelps-watch item, but the Phelps Crowd doesn't grow as an isolated perennial; there is an entire Garden of Haters providing a comfortable sun-kissed hillside for their crazy shit.
Herewith is another flower set adjacent to the Phelps perennial.
Strange and glorious flowers indeed. Wake me when they get to the thrown into the fire bit of that lifecycle.
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Saint Hedrin the Lesser-Known
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quote:
Originally posted by Frustrated Farmer:
I just had a report that Fred and Co. picketed a memorial service held for four high school students who were killed in an automobile accident. The residents of this community were in a state of shock over this terrible loss, and then found out that the gang was coming to the area.
Are they close to picketing the papal vist, too?
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Frustrated Farmer
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I just checked Phred's website, and not only are they picketing the Pope in Washington and New York, they are picketing the funeral of four Nazarenes that were killed in an automobile accident in California. ![[Waterworks]](graemlins/bawling.gif)
My only hope is that if there is a grand accounting some day for what we have done on earth, the clan will not be able to explain away all their calumny.
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Golden Key
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It would be nice if the pope would stroll over to them and have a little chat...even if he just quietly said "you're going the wrong way" or "you don't know what kind of Spirit you are of".
It would need to be clear, though, that he wasn't agreeing with them--otherwise, they'd say he was, and use it as propaganda. (If they could bring themselves to accept the "support" of a Catholic.)
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Don't hold your breath, Golden Key. ![[Disappointed]](graemlins/disappointed.gif)
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Golden Key
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I won't hold my breath. But I thought I'd run the idea up the ship's mast. You never know who might be reading...
and it would be a good spiritual act...
and good PR.
(Whatever might prompt one to do such a thing!) ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
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Kelly Alves
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I hate to admit this, GK, but when I thought of "cool things the Pope could do with Phelps" , the unbidden image of his eyes glowing red as they blasted the Phelps clan into a flat patch of cinder flashed before my eyes. But I might have just subliminally picked up on the "X Files" in your sig.
I'm not being snarky, that really did happen. Which means I am a fucked- up person, but there ya go.
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Kelly Alves
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quote:
Originally posted by Frustrated Farmer:
My only hope is that if there is a grand accounting some day for what we have done on earth, the clan will not be able to explain away all their calumny.
When Phelps and Co. pass into the Afterlife, they will walk into what looks like a huge summer picnic. A huge banner reading "Welcome Home, Phred!" will wave over the picnic table. Seated grinning at the table will be everybody Phelps ever picketed-- and Jesus.
"Corn on the cob, son?"
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Golden Key
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Kelly--
![[Overused]](graemlins/notworthy.gif) ![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
And/or God will appear as a beautiful drag queen.
There's a story I've heard that goes something like this:
A man had a dream. He was at a dinner table with a beautifully-prepared meal and many other diners. But there was a problem: The forks (the only utensils) were several feet long. No one could feed themselves, and they were starving. The man realized he was in hell.
Then he found himself at a similar dinner table, with long utensils. But everyone was happy and eating...by feeding each other across the table.
(I picked this up from the book "The Bean Trees", but I've heard it elsewhere. I think it's supposed to be a Latin-American tale.)
Re the pope and zapping: do we still have the Dalek pope on the front page of the ship? That might have influenced you.
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quote:
Originally posted by Frustrated Farmer:
I just checked Phred's website, and not only are they picketing the Pope in Washington and New York, they are picketing the funeral of four Nazarenes that were killed in an automobile accident in California.
My only hope is that if there is a grand accounting some day for what we have done on earth, the clan will not be able to explain away all their calumny.
I think if they are a-okay with you, you should question your Christianity. They only seem to pick on the good people.
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
I hate to admit this, GK, but when I thought of "cool things the Pope could do with Phelps" , the unbidden image of his eyes glowing red as they blasted the Phelps clan into a flat patch of cinder flashed before my eyes.
And in a tangential way, this reminds me of a film set in hell (I can't remember it's title) where one of the incidental scenes shows Hitler and his eternal punishment. He has to spend all his time hunched on all-fours while a demon inserts a pineapple in his anus. Perhaps this would be a suitable ending for Phred?
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Originally posted by davelarge:
quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
I hate to admit this, GK, but when I thought of "cool things the Pope could do with Phelps" , the unbidden image of his eyes glowing red as they blasted the Phelps clan into a flat patch of cinder flashed before my eyes.
And in a tangential way, this reminds me of a film set in hell (I can't remember it's title) where one of the incidental scenes shows Hitler and his eternal punishment. He has to spend all his time hunched on all-fours while a demon inserts a pineapple in his anus. Perhaps this would be a suitable ending for Phred?
That was Little Nicky.
The only problem with that idea is that I reckon Phelps would enjoy it.
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GoodCatholicLad
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Originally posted by davelarge:
quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
I hate to admit this, GK, but when I thought of "cool things the Pope could do with Phelps" , the unbidden image of his eyes glowing red as they blasted the Phelps clan into a flat patch of cinder flashed before my eyes.
And in a tangential way, this reminds me of a film set in hell (I can't remember it's title) where one of the incidental scenes shows Hitler and his eternal punishment. He has to spend all his time hunched on all-fours while a demon inserts a pineapple in his anus. Perhaps this would be a suitable ending for Phred?
I thought hell for Hitler would be a group of Hasidic rabbis dancing on his face singing Havah Nagila for all of eternity with the above demon doing the pineapple thang, leaf side down.
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Frustrated Farmer
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Apparently someone decided to set a fire early this morning to a garage that the family owns.
details at: cjonline.com
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Golden Key
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Oh boy.
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Arson seems to be a popular pastime in and around Lawrence. ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
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Wesley J
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Direct link here. Picture gallery as well.
Interesting to see some of the Phelpses in nighties. Almost human.
[ETA: Interesting comments to the story on that site too.]
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Pigwidgeon
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I can't believe they were picketing their own garage fire!
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Wesley J
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quote:
Originally posted by Pigwidgeon:
I can't believe they were picketing their own garage fire!
Some comments are saying the fire was possibly started by a discarded cigarette. Thus, 'God hates fags'.
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Pigwidgeon
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Originally posted by Wesley J:
Some comments are saying the fire was possibly started by a discarded cigarette. Thus, 'God hates fags'.
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Annieoldiron
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Hard to imagine this tribe could stoop any lower! They are planning to picket the funeral of a young man tragically beheaded on a bus in Manitoba
God may hate Canada, but what has the victim of a senseless tragedy got to do with them? I hope they rot long before they get to hell And I'm being polite, I'd like to see Canada offer them some free northwoods land, strip them, paint them with honey, tie them to a tree in bear country, The bears are looking for food to fatten up for hibernation right now!!
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Pigwidgeon
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I wouldn't do that to the bears.
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Annieoldiron
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I would, after the pineapple treatment!! Bears are scavengers, like to feed on garbage, would prob find the Phelps gourmet!!
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If Canada Customs is on the ball they may be turned away at the border. They probably don't know you need passports if you fly into Canada.
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Wesley J
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I thought the Phelpses were garbage?
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
Posts: 7354 | From: The Isles of Silly | Registered: May 2004
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Sober Preacher's Kid
Presbymethegationalist
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Could we please get Phelps to picket in Manitoba? Please, pretty please? I SOOOO want to acquaint him and his followers with Sections 176 and 319 of the Criminal Code. That is Obstructing Clergy or Disrupting a Religious Meeting, and Public Incitement of Hatred, respectively. Punishable upon summary conviction (up to two years less a day in jail).
He'll lose any protection of bullshit First Amendment arguments too the second he crosses the border. The Charter of Right and Freedoms has an explicit clause saying that all rights are subject to such limitations as are reasonable in a free and democratic society.
![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif) Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to Jail we go...
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Annieoldiron
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I wonder if Canada Customs are aware of thie impending arrival? A few e-mails might help them to remember the law!! Like the idea on the use of the criminal code to put the scum where they belong. Won't be helping to raise bail for them!
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