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FreeJack
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From our very own Blackadder-esque Reader ken on the 'Orthodox = dynastically Protestant?' thread:
quote: Originally posted by ken:
Belgium is the odd one out. A constitutionally Roman Catholic state founded by the Brits in the 1830s in order to prevent France running all the Channel ports.
We stocked its royal family with minor German Protestant princes, just as we did those of Greece and a few other assorted south-eastern European countries. Its a British skill, like stocking salmon farms and trout ponds.
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Lamb Chopped
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From Pure as the Yellow Driven Snow:
quote: How the hell have you managed to take the joy, the excitement and the irrepressible delight of the Gospel and reduced it to nyah nyah nyah?
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Kelly Alves
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(I was gonna post that one too, but was afraid I was being a thread-hog)
This just in: What does jedijudy do when she's not slumming on the Ship?
quote: Originally posted by Lynn MagdalenCollege: she's either laughing and whooping it up with friends (the ones that roped her into this[a comedic ballet]) or she's getting pie-eyed down at Fergit Yer Trubbles, pondering her future career as an itinerant buffoon... I trust it's the former.
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Lamb Chopped
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Oooh, and from Humane Catholic, the perfect thing to say to my congregation:
quote: A priest of my childhood once commented, "If God's given you a terrible singing voice, then the least you can do is give it back to Him. Sing up, damnit."
-------------------- Er, this is what I've been up to (book). Oh, that you would rend the heavens and come down!
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Lyda*Rose
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comet: quote: BECAUSE PAUL WAS JESUS' SOCK PUPPET!!!
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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infinite_monkey
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Zappa in hell: quote: I hate it when people bullshit in the name of Jesus.
Now that's a bumper sticker I want on my car.
-------------------- His light was lifted just above the Law, And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw. --Dar Williams, And a God Descended Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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Kelly Alves
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Rossweisse administers a mighty smack-down in Hell, with nary a cuss word:
quote: The sentence above, for example, is so fat and unwieldy as to be well-nigh unreadable. A starving Third World family could live on it for a week.
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Spiffy
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An addendum to Kelly's post:
quote: Originally posted by Rossweisse: quote: Originally posted by MouseThief: On the contrary. If she's that worried about starving third world families, she should send her calorific sentences to them, rather than wasting them on us overfed westerners.
"There are children starving for adverbs in India."
-------------------- Looking for a simple solution to all life's problems? We are proud to present obstinate denial. Accept no substitute. Accept nothing. --Night Vale Radio Twitter Account
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Chelley
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quote: comet: I find an afternoon's play with a decent organ always sets me right again.
![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
-------------------- "I love old things, they make me feel sad." "What's good about sad?" "It's happy for deep people!" Sally Sparrow to Kathy - Doctor Who
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Kelly Alves
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Amen.
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Spiffy
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quote: Originally posted by The Silent Acolyte in Eccles thread "Process to the Trisagion": Though it's hard not to sing when approaching the altar of God.
-------------------- Looking for a simple solution to all life's problems? We are proud to present obstinate denial. Accept no substitute. Accept nothing. --Night Vale Radio Twitter Account
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Mamacita
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From ken on the Martyn Joseph thread in Heaven: quote: One of the salient points about being liberal is that your core is not meant to be hard, but soft, and generous, if not exactly pliable or runny, something like chocolate fudge.
-------------------- Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Lyda*Rose
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Martin Luther as channeled by Lamb Chopped: quote: "Get your arse down to the nearest marriage license bureau as soon as you can find a woman who'll have you, because you obviously haven't got the gift of chastity."
-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Kelly Alves
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The thing is, I have heard devout Christians complain about the same thing: quote: Originally posted by The Atheist: The people I know who have "found Jesus" later on in life are all very much like ex-smokers - zealous wankers.
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Lamb Chopped
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Oooh, I'm so pleased! My very own quote. I'm finally all growed up.
But such a quote to be remembered by... ![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif)
-------------------- Er, this is what I've been up to (book). Oh, that you would rend the heavens and come down!
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Lyda*Rose
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We aim to please. ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Kelly Alves
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Hey, y'all, we got a mission statement now:
quote: Originally posted by Gort: Humour is the last refuge of the desperate and cynical.
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Lyda*Rose
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comet: quote: on the entry into town, right where the tracks cross the road, there is a large swamp where the moose like to hang out in the summer. one day, my son (11) and I come up over the hill and down the other side to see ten vehicles - 'bagos and rentals, of course - stopped and blocking the road while taking pictures of a lovely older bull trying to have his breakfast in peace.
as I wound my way through the stopped cars to get to work, I saw a young man with camera in the swamp water, wading closer, and closer, and closer...
I said to Chasee#2, "he had better be careful or that moose will charge."
Chasee#2 responds in his best "moose voice": "Excuse me sir, that will be twenty bucks for that picture. I accept Visa.
-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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comet
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quote: Originally posted by Lyda*Rose: comet: quote: Chasee#2 responds in his best "moose voice": "Excuse me sir, that will be twenty bucks for that picture. I accept Visa."
C#2 is a big fan of the Ship. Big.
I told him he made the Quotes Fie, and his response was, "AWWWWWW-some!"
He said to tell you all he'll be here in 4 years and six months.
-------------------- Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Kelly Alves
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Bring it, Chasee!
Ok, this was too long to put into my sig, but it is so my political position on , well, everything:
quote: Republicans are idiots, and democrats are idiots, and liberals are idiots, and conservatives are idiots.. anybody who done made up their mind before they fucking heard the issue is a fucking idiot.
--Chris Rock
Oh, do I wish he were a Shipmate.
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Earwig
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Hatless, on the Wedding - When? thread in Purg:
The real power in words is seen when the words change the world. Like saying 'this is the body of Christ,' or 'let there be light,' or 'I forgive you.'
Thought this was great.
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infinite_monkey
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Gort in Hell (With LANGUAGE WARNING for tender ears and eyeballs):
quote: Why the Good Lord would want to save any of you squabbling fuck-monkeys is the One True Mystery.
-------------------- His light was lifted just above the Law, And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw. --Dar Williams, And a God Descended Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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Petrified
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From Wet Kipper in the Bovine Blow Job thread
"In fact, does this make him Britney Spears, as that's what you get if you "reform" the word Presbyterians"
-------------------- At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. SoF a "prick against Bigotterie"
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Uncle Pete
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Those Sydney Anglicans are moving us to high levels of quotes!
This from Altarbird
quote: Thankfully, I put my faith in God to tell me whether or not I'm a good Christian, and not in you or the three blind mice of Jensenites.
etd: a stray parenthesis [ 15. March 2007, 12:43: Message edited by: PeteCanada ]
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Spiffy
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quote: Originally posted by Lyda*Rose: Some things are just meant to be gloriously tacky. Two of them are Spanish reredos and your average wedding cake.
-------------------- Looking for a simple solution to all life's problems? We are proud to present obstinate denial. Accept no substitute. Accept nothing. --Night Vale Radio Twitter Account
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Lyda*Rose
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Kelley, this would fit as a sig: quote: ...anybody who done made up their mind before they fucking heard the issue is a fucking idiot. ~Chris Rock
-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Kelly Alves
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Yeah, I figured it out. And I realized I hadn't got the quote quite right, either. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Kelly Alves
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Never, never, never get into a verbal pissing contest with Kenwritez.
quote: quote: Originally posted by KenWritez: If you really hate [X]that much, why not just buy a cat from the pound, name him "[X]," and then have him neutered? Keep the scrotum on your desk in a little jar of formaldehyde.
(Edited to avoid importing a Hell thread.)
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Kelly Alves
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Nigel M. My kind of guy: quote: The question of where Mark ended his gospel has been one of those that induce a collapse in scholarly decorum and there’s nothing quite so fascinating as sitting on the sidelines watching scholars un-decor themselves.
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Newman's Own
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From a thread in Ecclesiantics about the "Christ is Risen!" responsory:
quote: Originally posted by Corpus cani: [Or how about the newly appointed precentor of Lincoln Cathedral in the early 20thC who met the bishop in the close on Easter Morning?
Bishop: Alleluia! Christ is risen!
*pause*
Precentor: Quite so, my Lord, quite so.]
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-------------------- Cheers, Elizabeth “History as Revelation is seldom very revealing, and histories of holiness are full of holes.” - Dermot Quinn
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Newman's Own
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Teufelchen contributed this gem to a Purgatory thread about street preachers:
quote: "Don't be a sinner when you can be a winner!" proclaims the Oxford Circus guy.
Perhaps the Cult of Cthulhu can do a competing pitch: "Even if you're a sinner, you can still be our god's dinner!"
Those interested in further information about being 'winners' may wish to know that, also near Oxford Circus, there are women who pass out heather and offer to read one's future.
-------------------- Cheers, Elizabeth “History as Revelation is seldom very revealing, and histories of holiness are full of holes.” - Dermot Quinn
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Lamb Chopped
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Because somebody's got to do it:
quote: Originally posted by flighty:
If you want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphillis.
(Ed. because I'm a comma Nazi) [ 11. April 2007, 22:24: Message edited by: Lamb Chopped ]
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Leetle Masha
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Originally Posted by Newman's Own, quoting Corpus Cani:
quote: Quite so, my Lord, quite so.
[Orthopedant] Shouldn't that have read, "Quite so, my Lord, alleluia, alleluia"???[/Orthopedant]
Best wishes,
Mary
-------------------- eleison me, tin amartolin: have mercy on me, the sinner
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John Donne
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Nice by Laura in Styx. Should be the Ship's motto:
quote: ...we're not in the habit of catering to the sensitive.
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Kelly Alves
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Beane Sidhe pours out her heart on "How Offensive!" :
quote: Les, making people laugh is the same as being happy? What happened to the tears of a clown, the lonely agony of the long-distance standup? Have you no soul?
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Kelly Alves
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Sine Nomine on Botox party etiquette:
quote: Originally posted by Sine Nomine: Hey! I let the two friends I was with go first to see if they keeled over or not.
[ 19. April 2007, 01:36: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Kelly Alves
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David, on the joys of guest-hosting:
quote: The regular Hell Hosts have apparently been struggling to find a suitable reason to close this piece of shit of a thread.
As a special guest host extraordinaire, I find that I have no requirement for reasons.
[ 19. April 2007, 01:38: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Kelly Alves
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And again from David: why fancy up a thread closure with a bunch of flowery explanations?
quote: Die.
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Kelly Alves
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quote: Originally posted by Kelly Alves: I can't remember who it was, but one sparkling day in Hell we had one of those online tests that told you what your spiritual gifts were, and someone who took the test posted:
quote: Oh, hoo-freaking-ray. I have the gift of celibacy.
Still gets me giggling.
I think Papio might have just beat this one. The Circus Freaks take a test to find their animal spirit guide:
quote: Originally posted by Papio: I get a mouse called Ariel.
I don't wanna sodding mouse.
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Pax Romana
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Things to Do Today:
1. Post something memorable on Ship of Fools, so that somebody at some point will quote you.
2. Wash the dishes and dust the furniture.
Pax Romana
-------------------- ******************** I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness. James Thurber
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Kelly Alves
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Smudgie defines "Communion of Saints":
quote: You don't need to feel stupid all by yourself. We are here to keep you company while you feel stupid. Don't just disregard us as if we were nobodies.
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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St. Stephen the Stoned
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Papio on being bullied at school:
quote: PE just sucks. It goes sucky sucky suck suck. It has no redeeming features at all.
![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif) [ 01. May 2007, 10:59: Message edited by: BillyPilgrim ]
-------------------- Do you want to see Jesus or don't yer? Well shurrup then!
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mousethief
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In a purg discussion on good and evil as experienced personally:
quote: Karl the Liberal Backslider said, and I quote, Seems to me that this Satan is an industrious wee beastie, with all this sending of Bad News. I'm not sure how helpful, or accurate, this sort of "God sending the good things, Satan sending the bad things" dualism is. We can easily end up at "God got me a parking place/Satan made my rear offside puncture in the rain" thinking, and that's when Christianity turns into some kind of cosmic RPG with God and Satan taking turns as dungeon master.
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Twilight
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Rossweisse, talking about whether or not a certain group should refer to themselves as Christian. quote: You can call yourself Elizabeth Windsor, but that doesn't mean the Queen's corgis will come when you whistle for them.
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CuppaT
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IngoB in Purg from the Theological Differences thread: quote: A religion without teeth cannot bite, it can only suck...
-------------------- Stand at the brink of the abyss of despair, and when you see that you cannot bear it any longer, draw back a little and have a cup of tea. ~Elder Sophrony
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Papio
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quote: Originally posted by BillyPilgrim: Papio on being bullied at school:
quote: PE just sucks. It goes sucky sucky suck suck. It has no redeeming features at all.
Well, ok. I can see how I could have phrased that better. ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
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St. Stephen the Stoned
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quote: Originally posted by Papio: quote: Originally posted by BillyPilgrim: Papio on being bullied at school:
quote: PE just sucks. It goes sucky sucky suck suck. It has no redeeming features at all.
Well, ok. I can see how I could have phrased that better.
No, it's fine as it is. Although, yes, it could suggest that your school days were rather more interesting than mine!
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Jack the Lass
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The cutest thing I've read here in ages: Malin on the unexpected joys of the not-so-natural athlete:
quote: Originally posted by Malin: I actually felt a moment of determined (and slightly painful) energy as I forced myself over the last railway bridge. I think I might have had my first endorphin
-------------------- "My body is a temple - it's big and doesn't move." (Jo Brand) wiblog blipfoto blog
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Lyda*Rose
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nomadicgrl's friend: quote: "When Jerry Falwell passes away he will be greeted in Heaven by a representative of God who was a Black, Liberal, Lesbian Woman. When I pass away I'll be greeted in Heaven by Jerry Falwell."
for ol' Jerry
-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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