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Thread: SoF Quotes File
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Sandemaniac
Shipmate
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Ken - on space travel, and specifically on the 50th anniversary of the launch of Sputnik 1.
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I know this is Purgatory but for once I would just like to say what I really feel about the OP without any attempt to justify it:
Oh gosh ogosh ohwow wow ogosh ohwow wow ogosh ohwow wow ogosh ohwow wow ogosh ohwow wow wow ogosh ohwow wow ogosh ohwow wow ogosh ohwow wow wow ogosh ohwow wow ogosh ohwow wow ogosh ohwow wow wow ogosh ohwow wow ogosh ohwow wow ogosh ohwow wow!
[Smile] [Cool] [Cool] [Smile]
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Shiny!
[Yipee] [Razz] [Razz] [Yipee]
Pity you don't seem to be able to quote smilies - I get the impression he's a fan, y'know...
AG
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Ann
Curious
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From Manipled Mutineer, somewhere in Eccles:
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... with all the respect of a drunken necrophile in a cut-price morgue.
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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Posted by Emma in hell:
'By golly the Ship has changed'.
![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
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Emma Louise
Storm in a teapot
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![[Angel]](graemlins/angel.gif) I'm very slow to notice. Its like watching a kid grow - don't notice they've done it but if you only see them now and then its obvious!
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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quote:
Originally posted by Sandemaniac:
And just a minor side issue - not a Hell call, not a Heck call even, maybe just a Blimey call...
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I cannot expect people to believe “
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Good day for quote collecting:
quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
I like to get all my news from blogs, especially if for some reason the Fox News website is down.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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Yes, I saw that and want to add my own ![[Overused]](graemlins/notworthy.gif)
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Posted
I love when Minimalism trumps 40 pages of dialogue:
quote:
Originally posted by RooK:
Nostalgia these days isn't as good as it used to be.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Posted
Unsurprisingly, Arietty delivers a Zorro- like riposte:
quote:
Originally posted by Arrietty:
Anyone who draws on Terry Pratchett to provide an icon of evil is fluffy to their candyfloss core.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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quote:
Originally posted by MouseThief:
No place is perfect. But this place is pretty darn good.
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
I'd suggest this for Ship's tagline, but it's a little too Lutheran.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Everybody is being so freaking funny lately. Duchess, on a malfunctioning link:
quote:
I actually sat looking at that link for a moment, looking for something profound. I feel like that guy in Close Encounters of the Third Kind with the plate of mash potatoes.
"This means something."
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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basso
Ship’s Crypt Keeper
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In Eccles, The Silent Acolyte goes from Oxford and the Prayer Book to modern geekdom in one easy bound:
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Noughth Week? Holy Moley. Does that really mean zeroth week. If so, the C Language has older roots than I thought.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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quote:
Originally posted by RooK:
I'm pretty much not much of a fan of any creature where I'm obliged to handle its feces for as long as it lives. Now that I think about it, I'm having difficulty justifying being a Hellhost.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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quote:
Originally posted by dogwonderer:
quote:
Originally posted by Sandemaniac:
What do atheists shout when they orgasm?
Dawkins! Dawkins! O, Dawkins.... I'm coming!
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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Wow, a whole week without quotes. So it's time for:
Amazing Grace in the Styx:
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It would have been better for all involved if people had asked for clarification before doing the standing conclusion longjump.
Solid advice.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Janine offers linguistics in a nutshell:
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English is the bastard result of a Norman Conqueror trying to make a date with a Saxon barmaid.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
# 2522
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..and you are there!
quote:
when i sit wrong, it makes my butt tingle most uncomfortably.
(from Mousethief)
[ 19. October 2007, 07:35: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Campbellite
Ut unum sint
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Kelly, I could have gone all day without that mental picture. ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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Suffering for Jesus since 1966.
WTFWED?
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Cod
Shipmate
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I rather felt the same about;
"Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body" Madonna, adapted).
It was a sig. I can't remember whose.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
..and you are there!
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when i sit wrong, it makes my butt tingle most uncomfortably.
(from Mousethief)
I enjoy seeing my posts quoted in the Quotes file, but this isn't necessarily the one I would have chosen.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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quote:
What I have written, I have written
-Pontius Pilate
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Catrine
Shipmate
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Karl:LB, once again hits the nail on the head
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...hotdesking, which is Satan's way to get you out of your current job and out of your mind in one go.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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quote:
Originally posted by The Revolutionist:
Love is not love that stops at duty's end.
Once in my life (hopefully) I might say something this eloquently. Kudos to T.R.!
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Soror Magna
Shipmate
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Posted
And from the same thread, comet's argument for vegetarianism:
quote:
lets face it, beans just struggle a lot less.
OliviaG
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
# 2522
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Posted
You gotta admire someone with that special gift for turn of phrase.
quote:
Originally posted by Erin:
You'd have to be pretty damned stupid to not realize that a throwing a cigarette butt out the window into dry brush is as much a risk of starting a fire as lighting a match. I mean, too stupid to count your balls and get the same number twice.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Campbellite
Ut unum sint
# 1202
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In Purgatory, the Beggar thread
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Originally posted by Pyx_e:
All false Idols have a down side to worshipping them, a cost (pun intended). Giving money away is a good way of helping to keep Mammon in his proper place.
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I upped mine. Up yours.
Suffering for Jesus since 1966.
WTFWED?
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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
# 1984
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quote:
Originally posted by Foaming Draught:
And here's me thinking a myelin sheath was some sort of plastic condom.
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Ann
Curious
# 94
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IngoB's recipe for world peace:
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Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
I share your concern. I think it would not be hard to re-write IngoB's list of reasons for affirming Abraham in this matter to justify, for example, religiously motivated terrorist bombings.
If every potential suicide bomber confirmed that he's truly listening to the voice of God by waiting with his attacks until he has successfully impregnated a post-menopausal 90 year old woman by natural means - then I think the world would be a lot more peaceful than it is now. (Except for a few old ladies, admittedly.)
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Earwig
Pincered Beastie
# 12057
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Posted
Adeodatus is on fine form in the Phred Phelps thread in Purg:
quote:
Originally posted by Adeodatus:
While it may be true that if you preach the truth the world will hate you, it doesn't follow that if the world hates you, you must be preaching the truth. The world may be hating you because you're an arse.
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
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What I have written, I have written
-Pontius Pilate
That's what I'm having on my tombstone. Seriously. My last answer to over-enthusiastic editors.
Here's a nice one from Beautiful_Dreamer:
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If you are persecuted for your faith when you haven't done anything, count it a blessing, but if you are being rebuked for being a jerk, that is on you.
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Janine
The Endless Simmer
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quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
Mousethief in the "I'm not easily offended..." thread in Purg (as opposed to the one in Styx and the one in Hell ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif) ):
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Not that my opinion matters a rat's ass, but by symmetry neither does yours.
Sig line, anyone?
That reads so oddly... like, was the Mousethief telling someone their opinion doesn't matter, that they have an asymetrical ass, or that their ass doesn't matter...?
![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
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Take Me Home * My Heart * An hour with Rich Mullins *
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Wouldn't you like to know!
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Regarding Fred Phelps:
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Originally posted by SearchingForAbsolutes:
If he wasn't a clergyman, I'd think he was manipulative.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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quote:
Originally posted by Adeodatus (on a thread in Purg on prayer):
Maybe God called me to be a priest because he couldn't trust me to pray if it wasn't actually in my contract ... ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
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Manipled Mutineer
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Earwig:
Adeodatus is on fine form in the Phred Phelps thread in Purg:
quote:
Originally posted by Adeodatus:
While it may be true that if you preach the truth the world will hate you, it doesn't follow that if the world hates you, you must be preaching the truth. The world may be hating you because you're an arse.
Came down to post just that.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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quote:
Originally posted by Janine:
That's, like, Freudian on top of Freudian. Like Sigmund Freud sitting in his office listening to you drone on about your dreams of your mother, while he carefully slips a condom on his cigar.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Earwig
Pincered Beastie
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quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
quote:
Originally posted by Janine:
That's, like, Freudian on top of Freudian. Like Sigmund Freud sitting in his office listening to you drone on about your dreams of your mother, while he carefully slips a condom on his cigar.
Ach, you beat me. My keyboard is covered in crisps.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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From Janine in the prayer thread:
quote:
What I want most is a functional brain!
If you find a supplier please let me have the address, I've been looking for years!
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Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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(cough)
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Yorick
Infinite Jester
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ken:
quote:
Just as I was begining to think that Mormons really weren't crazy mixed-up autocratic anti-Christian sexist racist neo-pagan flat-earthers with their heads up their shaved clean arseholes inside their funny bondage pants - along comes one to spread the word and restore our first impression of the cult.
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این نیز بگذرد
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Posted by Matrix on the Rob Bell thread in Purg:
quote:
"Once we've done all the things Jesus explicitly told us to, we'll start pontificating on the stuff he never mentioned"
[ 02. November 2007, 22:20: Message edited by: Esmeralda ]
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ken
Ship's Roundhead
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quote:
Originally posted by dogwonderer:
ken:
quote:
Just as I was begining to think that Mormons really weren't crazy mixed-up autocratic anti-Christian sexist racist neo-pagan flat-earthers with their heads up their shaved clean arseholes inside their funny bondage pants - along comes one to spread the word and restore our first impression of the cult.
Its really naff commenting on your own quotes in this thread, but I feel honour-bound to try to point out that this deliberatley OTT rant was, in its Hellish context, meant to look rather more ambiguous than it reads when isolated like this. And it certainly does not represent any considered opinion about Mormons (0r anyone else much)
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L’amor che move il sole e l’altre stelle.
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Jengie jon
Semper Reformanda
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From Welease Woderick
quote:
Ice cream is very good for guilt, I recommend it
Jengie
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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ken in Hell:
quote:
Is this just some Tweedledum-Tweedledee-tweedlediscourse where the words you use communicate nothing because you redefine them to mean whatever you fancy them to mean from moment to moment?
I must find a way to use "tweedlediscourse" in my regular life...
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"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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I have seen the economic light,thanks to Ricardus:
quote:
Originally posted by Ricardus:
In a mixed economy we all screw each other and hope it cancels out in the end ...
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Janine
The Endless Simmer
# 3337
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quote:
Originally posted by OliviaG:
And from the same thread, comet's argument for vegetarianism:
quote:
lets face it, beans just struggle a lot less.
OliviaG
Bunnies struggle more on the way in.
Beans struggle more on the way out.
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duchess
Ship's Blue Blooded Lady
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No Estonian Orthodox, if you please thread in Purg...
MouseThief's quote at the end cracked me up the bestest, albeit Sober Preacher's Kid's "Almost Protestant" quote is quite funny as well. Perhaps this comes from me checking out the Orthodox plot on my own, then staying a Prot myself. -dutch
quote:
Originally posted by MouseThief:
quote:
Originally posted by Sober Preacher's Kid:
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Mockingbird:
First of all, relations are poor between various jurisdictions and ethnicities. "Barely on speaking terms" is how a friend of mine, who married a Russian Orthodox woman, describes the relationships among various orthodox communities in the U.S.
Almost Protestant, isn't it? ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
Except for the bit about us having identical dogmas and virtually identical worship services, yeah.
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Twilight
Puddleglum's sister
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From the duchess:
quote:
I have said the same thing to EVERYONE I can...my kidlets, to the friend I lost to being a pot-head...the secret to happiness is helping people. Basically jobs. Every job you do in some small or large way, helps people. There is a blessing inside all people to find happiness in helping others.
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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Schroedinger's Cat: quote:
God - if he is from you, thank you, and do you mind if I take him to a charity shop?
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