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Source: (consider it) Thread: Bloody Brexiteers
Eutychus
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quote:
Originally posted by deano:
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Originally posted by Eutychus:
If you embody the face of democracy it's not much wonder we're sad.

Democracy is ugly if you are on the LOOSING side.

I'm not. You are.

I didn't have a vote in this referendum, you illiterate idiot.

Democracy is ugly when the public face of the majority, and the arguments that led to it being achieved, are so nasty.

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Mad Cat
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quote:
Originally posted by deano:
quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
If you embody the face of democracy it's not much wonder we're sad.

Democracy is ugly if you are on the LOOSING side.

I'm not. You are.

Enjoy your moment. I'm afraid this will be a hollow victory, late or soon.

....and remember to clean up when you're done humping that squeaky Boris toy. No-one wants to be left with your mess. Except we all will be! Thanks for that. Fuck muppet.

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Eutychus
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quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
Democracy is ugly when the public face of the majority, and the arguments that led to it being achieved, are so nasty.

And, might I add, there is so little consideration for the minority.

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quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
Democracy is ugly when the public face of the majority, and the arguments that led to it being achieved, are so nasty.

And, might I add, there is so little consideration for the minority.
There is a long dishonourable history of "other" groups being targeted by unscrupulous politicians.

(I should mention that my target group drive large silver cars and wear those stupid long shorts)

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Just shared on twitter:

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Leave voter on BBC: "I'm shocked & worried. I voted Leave but didn't think my vote would count - I never thought it would actually happen."
[brick wall]

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Originally posted by Jonah the Whale:
And now the Brexiteers have encouraged the Netherlands' own charming xenophobe, Geert Wilders, to call for a Nexit referendum.

Along with the other far right politicians in Europe. Lovely.

It’s all very well voting on a wave of nostalgia and idealism and saying “We were fine 43 years ago” but you can't turn the clock back. The culture has changed. Modern Britain is a different proposition to early Seventies Britain. There are going to be a lot of shattered illusions in the coming days.

It could work – it won't work in the way it did years ago but it could be made to work, but only if people are prepared to put quite a lot of effort into it and to accept more austerity until things straighten out. I don’t see that happening.

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I reckon there's a lot of that about, mr cheesy. And a few on the Remain side who couldn't be arsed to vote that now wish they had.

I was entitled to vote, but didn't think I ought to, as I have no intention of returning to the UK. I wish I'd voted now, even though I have another EU citizenship to fall back on. This just feels like a fucking terrible result for the UK. A correspondent in the FT is wondering how long it will be before until the regret kicks in. How long, indeed?

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Originally posted by Ariel:


It could work – it won't work in the way it did years ago but it could be made to work, but only if people are prepared to put quite a lot of effort into it and to accept more austerity until things straighten out. I don’t see that happening.

That could be interesting. Service industries have only been able to continue during this period of "austerity" because of migrant labour, which usually undercuts the UK workforce.

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Ariel
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We'll probably still have migrant labour. They don't all come from the EU.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
We'll probably still have migrant labour. They don't all come from the EU.

We certainly will. A friend of ours married a Canadian a couple of years ago. They have decided to settle in the UK and he has taken a job here (bit of a fiasco getting his visa and he's an electrical engineer).

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quote:
Originally posted by Kittyville:
A correspondent in the FT is wondering how long it will be before until the regret kicks in. How long, indeed?

Middle class Brexiters have the most to lose, so they might be regretful. For less successful Brexiters, there's not much point worrying. Life is already challenging for them.

Most of the unhappiness will come from people who were keen to remain in the EU anyway.

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quote:
Originally posted by mr cheesy:
Just shared on twitter:

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Leave voter on BBC: "I'm shocked & worried. I voted Leave but didn't think my vote would count - I never thought it would actually happen."
[brick wall]
Which is why Mr. C was a fucking idiot to allow us to do the equivalent of throwing a bottle/brick in the street on a ballot paper.

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quote:
Originally posted by mr cheesy:
Just shared on twitter:

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Leave voter on BBC: "I'm shocked & worried. I voted Leave but didn't think my vote would count - I never thought it would actually happen."
[brick wall]
But that's not the same as saying that he/she didn't want it to happen.

There are probably a lot of Brexiters who didn't expect this day to come. After all, most of our leaders and public commentators were firmly against Brexit.

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quote:
Originally posted by SvitlanaV2:
quote:
Originally posted by mr cheesy:
[qb] Just shared on twitter:

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Leave voter on BBC: "I'm shocked & worried. I voted Leave but didn't think my vote would count - I never thought it would actually happen."
[brick wall]

But that's not the same as saying that he/she didn't want it to happen.

Well, usually when people use words like "shocked" and especially "worried", it means they are unhappy, or at least uncomforable, with what had happened or is going to happen.

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quote:
Originally posted by mr cheesy:
Just shared on twitter:

quote:
Leave voter on BBC: "I'm shocked & worried. I voted Leave but didn't think my vote would count - I never thought it would actually happen."
[brick wall]
Someone I know has said this too. FFS.
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Ah sure, only Ireland can see the funny side
here

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steston

I think there was some ambivalence there, true. The British people prefer to avoid revolutions, but OTOH there was clearly a desire for some sort of significant change. The trouble is you can't have both.

But I'm less and less concerned, the more I think about it. London in particular is 'too big to fail', too important to be set adrift in favour of Berlin, or wherever.

European govts struggling with disaffected populations won't want to encourage Britain to send migrants back to create even more competition for jobs at home.

As for Scotland, it'll decide what to do next, but it's not going to float away. Close historical and family ties will still be there. Good relations will be encouraged, for many pragmatic reasons.

The disaffected among us will probably remain disaffected. Those with money will worry about losing some it, but the rest won't get their violins out.

And some entrepreneurs, perhaps as yet unknown, will find a way to make it pay for them. There are always some who do.

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quote:
Originally posted by rolyn:
Which is why Mr. C was a fucking idiot to allow us to do the equivalent of throwing a bottle/brick in the street on a ballot paper.

I take it "Mr.C" refers to Mr Cameron and not mr cheesy. I'm not aware of having thrown any bottles for a while.

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Looks like June1940. The continent united under German leadership. Please continue to avoid the wars which the EU was designed to prevent repeat of.

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That is grossly unfair to Mrs Merkel.

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quote:
Originally posted by Hiro's Leap:
quote:
Originally posted by mr cheesy:
Just shared on twitter:

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Leave voter on BBC: "I'm shocked & worried. I voted Leave but didn't think my vote would count - I never thought it would actually happen."
[brick wall]
Someone I know has said this too. FFS.
This is like voters in Kentucky who voted for a governor that promised to dismantled the social safety net, and then acted all surprised and offended when he went and did it.

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Speaking of the loosing side, anyone fancy a quick British holiday while their currency tanks...but before they take our own economies down too?

Great work, Wakefield. Jolly good, Bolsover.

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quote:
Originally posted by deano:
quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
If you embody the face of democracy it's not much wonder we're sad.

Democracy is ugly if you are on the LOOSING side.

I'm not. You are.

Well done gloating on the misfortune of others, on the chaos for the UK and the EU!
Wow, God must be so proud of you. Bet he's going to kick out that "love your neighbor", "help the less fortunate" loser Jesus so he can put you in JC's old chair.
Surprised you had the time to post, with the near-constant wanking you must be going.

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On the other hand, the value of having both passports has just gone up dramatically.

I am the only person in my family who is not eligible for another European country. Someone hates me.

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quote:
Originally posted by Martin60:
The people have spoken.

& we don't understand why they have decided to say this.

PS damn flood control when I was host that didn't apply!

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quote:
Originally posted by Hiro's Leap:
quote:
Originally posted by mr cheesy:
Just shared on twitter:

quote:
Leave voter on BBC: "I'm shocked & worried. I voted Leave but didn't think my vote would count - I never thought it would actually happen."
[brick wall]
Someone I know has said this too. FFS.
In all fairness, had I been convinced that Remain would win then I would have voted Leave as well. That way I would have been able to register my deep dissatisfaction with the EU and give the eurocrats a kick up the arse while also avoiding the economic repercussions of actually leaving.

I guess that's the problem with a protest vote. Sometimes so many other people want to protest as well that it actually ends up winning.

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lilBuddha
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quote:
Originally posted by Marvin the Martian:
quote:
Originally posted by Hiro's Leap:
quote:
Originally posted by mr cheesy:
Just shared on twitter:

quote:
Leave voter on BBC: "I'm shocked & worried. I voted Leave but didn't think my vote would count - I never thought it would actually happen."
[brick wall]
Someone I know has said this too. FFS.
In all fairness, had I been convinced that Remain would win then I would have voted Leave as well. That way I would have been able to register my deep dissatisfaction with the EU and give the eurocrats a kick up the arse while also avoiding the economic repercussions of actually leaving.

I guess that's the problem with a protest vote. Sometimes so many other people want to protest as well that it actually ends up winning.

It is a mind-numbingly stupid voting strategy. Do you think the Brexiteers will keep in mind all the Remain voters? No, the only thing they will see is they won. And there is nothing to hold them to their obviously bullshit promises.

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Can we please fucking write "losing" when we mean "failing to win" and "loosing" when we mean "turning loose"? This is supposed to be an English language board. Let's try to act like it.

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fletcher christian

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Hey now, come on. Just because you're no longer the dumbest country in the room doesn't mean you can start acting all high and mighty.

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MT, cupcake, anyone who wasn't deano was deliberately misspelling to mock deano. Join the fun.

Ariston, you little shit, who makes a cold blooded, mercenary, yet oddly compelling proposal.

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Kelly, poppet, I don't read minds.

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Kelly Alves

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MT, sweetcheeks, you skipped a page.

I miss tomb.

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Kelly, bumcakes, you expect me to read every single page of every single thread?

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quote:
Originally posted by deano:
quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
If you embody the face of democracy it's not much wonder we're sad.

Democracy is ugly if you are on the LOOSING side.

I'm not. You are.

Well you lot have loosed something.


Learn some English, ya mook.

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Kelly Alves

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quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
Kelly, bumcakes, you expect me to read every single page of every single thread?

MT, sugarballs, it's called following a discussion.

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Eutychus
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Three people have phoned me today on our dedicated "basket case" line (we have three numbers, and yes that is what we refer to that one as).

One wanted to know if our Sterling finances would be affected (we have lived in France for over 30 years).

Another announced to me that we'd now need a passport to go to the UK (since it's not in Schengen, some offical form of identity has always been required).

The third (who is far from alone) thought the UK had left the Euro. It wasn't clear whether they meant the currency or the ongoing soccer tournament.

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Dare I ask why these people are phoning a dedicated number?

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Eutychus
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Well, that's an in-household term, not a generally publicised one.

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Kelly Alves

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I'm thinking a dedicated basket case line might come in handy.

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One thing that has been quite interesting is how fast we've moved through the stages of grief since 4am this morning.

I'm moving out of anger, via a quick stop at bargaining and now speeding into depression.

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quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
I'm thinking a dedicated basket case line might come in handy.

Be prepared for 52% of the UK population to phone it, asking what the fucking EU is.

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quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
I'm thinking a dedicated basket case line might come in handy.

For so many situations.

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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
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Originally posted by mousethief:
Kelly, bumcakes, you expect me to read every single page of every single thread?

MT, sugarballs, it's called following a discussion.
Kelly, honeytits, that's called making a self-deprecating joke.

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Kelly Alves

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Originally posted by mr cheesy:
One thing that has been quite interesting is how fast we've moved through the stages of grief since 4am this morning.

I'm moving out of anger, via a quick stop at bargaining and now speeding into depression.

Pans out with what I have been seeing on my Facebook feed. Never have so many British folk I love have been so collectively sad. It really sucks. Fuck the Brexiters for making my friends sad.

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Originally posted by mousethief:
Kelly, honeytits, that's called making a self-deprecating joke.

Hey chocolate-knob, we've got more important things to moan about than some other prick's spelling.

If you had an ounce of sense, you'd be spending every waking moment in the fear of Trump doing the same to you.

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If you had an ounce of sense, you'd be spending every waking moment in the fear of Trump doing the same to you.

Uh, yeah, living every waking moment in fear would accomplish what, exactly? At least twitting twats gives a sort of sophomoric satisfaction. Living in fear just leads to ulcers and overeating. FTS.

(But full points for chocolate-knob. Melts in your mouth.)

[ 24. June 2016, 17:34: Message edited by: mousethief ]

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Kelly Alves

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Originally posted by mousethief:
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
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Originally posted by mousethief:
Kelly, bumcakes, you expect me to read every single page of every single thread?

MT, sugarballs, it's called following a discussion.
Kelly, honeytits, that's called making a self-deprecating joke.
MT.... (Thinks).... Molasses...scrotum, I can't read minds.

HA! Checkmate! [Yipee]

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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Originally posted by mousethief:
Uh, yeah, living every waking moment in fear would accomplish what, exactly? At least twitting twats gives a sort of sophomoric satisfaction. Living in fear just leads to ulcers and overeating. FTS.

(But full points for chocolate-knob. Melts in your mouth.)

I honestly don't know what good it would do, marsh-mallow manboobs, but I'm pretty sure it is a better use of everyone's time.

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Originally posted by mr cheesy:
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Originally posted by mousethief:
Kelly, honeytits, that's called making a self-deprecating joke.

Hey chocolate-knob, we've got more important things to moan about than some other prick's spelling.

If you had an ounce of sense, you'd be spending every waking moment in the fear of Trump doing the same to you.

Well, I for one have had about a 200% increase in worrying about a Trump win since yesterday, because if anyone would exploit a European division...

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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I'll get you next time, Gadget -um - crotch!

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